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Luke Robinson
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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2003, 02:51:57 am »

Dear Heidi,

Close...but no cigar.   Grin

I actually had a Ve du Twa' dipped in A la Moushka' with a side of Gwelfetro Chibretino.  

THEY ARE REALLY STEPPING UP WITH THESE CAFETERIA LUNCHES!!  MOI MOI!!
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al Hartman
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2003, 03:00:08 am »





     What?!!   Master Luke at a loss for words???!!!


     ...and who could be giving him all those PLUS points?



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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2003, 03:06:43 am »

What?!!  Mr. al is repeating himself???!!!

...and who could be giving me all those PLUS points?

You???!!!

I THOUGHT I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO!!   Grin

By the way, I modified my last post.  Hope you like it, Mr. al.
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al Hartman
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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2003, 03:13:17 am »





     i NEVER repeat myself!!!
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al Hartman
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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2003, 03:14:17 am »





     i NEVER repeat myself!!!


Luke, you simply MUST try the primordial soup!  Deelish!!!
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Luke Robinson
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2003, 03:19:34 am »

Great!  I was wondering what they were serving at Camarillo State Mental Hospital!  Thanks!  This convinces me even more to visit you!   Grin  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2003, 03:21:48 am »

By the way I added a positive attitude point for you.  You have been such a good patient!  Just for that, you can have Banana pudding after you eat your dinner!  

And we won't do the lobotomy until next week.   Grin  Grin
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al Hartman
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2003, 04:35:41 am »






     Does that mean i get to keep my crayons???
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Joe Sperling
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2003, 05:29:47 am »

Luke----

Actually Al hasn't been commited to Camarillo Mental
hospital yet. But I'm enjoying my stay here. Were
having Schizophrenic Alphabet soup tonight, and we
get to watch Rain Man later this everning.

Take care guys!!!   Grin       --Joe
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Mark C.
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2003, 08:25:09 am »

Dear Joe,
  I'm sorry to have to report that Camarillo State Hospital has been closed for years and that it is now a College in the State Univ. system.
   You may have been moved and the kind attendants forgot to tell you where you are Grin.
                                                        God bless,  Mark
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al Hartman
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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2003, 10:25:50 am »





Mark, Joe, Luke, et al,

     When you've seen the inside of one rubber room, you've seen 'em all!
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Joe Sperling
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2003, 07:04:20 am »

Mark---

Are you sure? it sure looks like a mental hospital in
here. There are a lot of people in here who think they are
someone else. There's a Moses and an Abraham, a Napoleon and even a Woody Allen. Woody Allen and Moses got into an argument about which was the worst plague the other night--I don't think either one won the argument though. The food's pretty good except for John the Baptist night on Wednesday's when we eat locusts. I'm sure glad there's honey to dip the things in or I'd probably starve.

They let me draw a lot though. Then they tell me how crazy
I am afterwards. It's a vicious cycle. I'm not sure who I think I am. But the other night, after I finished talking everyone said "I'm not sure what you just said, but it sure sounded wonderful!!" I had to reply "Isn't that grand?" Then I cleared my throat and started praying. I then told everyone there was a box at the back of the room and if they felt led they could drop the money in there to help me on my journey. I'm not sure where I'm going yet, but I think it's going to be loads of fun.

Take care,  Joe   Grin

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al Hartman
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« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2003, 01:08:52 pm »





     Well, i'm not sure WHERE they're holding me, but at least i know who i am!

     i'm Joe Sperling, and i did NOT write the previous post!!!




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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2003, 01:18:33 pm »

Well, at least I'm not schitzophrenic, and neither are my other personalities.

Jack (aka Bob/Dave/Harry/Jim)

ok it's late.  Time for me to go to bed!
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Luke Robinson
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« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2003, 12:03:14 pm »

NO!!  I AM JOE SPERLING!!
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