GEFTAKYLYPSE NOW

[al Hartman]

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Moderators:  Please allow me to withdraw my complaint of earlier today.  I have just had a remarkable and unpleasant experience which I attribute directly to my last post on this thread, and I would not like to see it repeated, or worse.

Without going into detail, let me just say that the Amazon River smells extremely foul, contains incredibly ugly and vicious-looking life forms, and I don't even know what "thwimming turnkth" means, much less own any to bring with me on a return trip.

Respectfully,
al Hartman

P.S.-- Thanks for the farewell Twinky, Skippy!

[Joe Sperling]

Our apologies to the readers. The post previous to the one below contained a glaring
error. "Turnkth" should have been "trunkth" and has since been corrected. Errors such as
these are completely unacceptable, and the typist has gotten a much needed hand slap.

Thank you. "GEFTAKYLYPSE NOW" managing editors.

[vernecarty]

(... unless the Author's transporter failed, and he wound up elsewhere.)

Most interesting. I take it you refer to that region traversed by tachyons?
Verne
p.s. Anyone else wondered whether the "blackness of darkness" refers to some kind of spiritual black hole?

[moonflower2]

I was thinking that ol' lovable would show up at his spiritually dry ranch sitting on a wooden chair holding his wobble head doll, but it seems that the whole thread disappeared with the name of the ranch, so I don't know if we'll ever find Al again. Unless he went the other way to explore the blue skys of Saturn. Hmmm.....

[al Hartman]

Most interesting. I take it you refer to that region traversed by tachyons?
Verne
p.s. Anyone else wondered whether the "blackness of darkness" refers to some kind of spiritual black hole?

     Verne, let's not go there!!!

[moonflower2]

Lights On Again At Zzyzx Mineral Springs!!!       Trashed Bobble Head Dolls Come to Life!!!           Camels Drink Freely at Oasis!!!!    Prayer Hankies White Again!!!  [/color]

[Oscar]

Lights On Again At Zzyzx Mineral Springs!!!       Trashed Bobble Head Dolls Come to Life!!!           Camels Drink Freely at Oasis!!!!    Prayer Hankies White Again!!!  [/color]

Moonflower,

What do you know about Zzyzx mineral springs?   Where did you hear of it?  Ever hear of "Dr" Curtis Springer?

That place has been gone for 40 years.

Thomas Maddux

[vernecarty]

     Verne, let's not go there!!!

I agree. It would not be prudent.
I wonder what is the spiritual equivalent of keeping one's displacement under "C" and consequently one's mass at less than infinity? 
Verne
p.s. At the rate George Geftakys is currently going, this (elsewhere) appears to be his destination...
scary...

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

This verse would make absolutely no sense unless a man like George Geftakys existed...(inane proclamations about all that he "built" notwithstanding)

[moonflower2]

Code search on Isaiah 55 yielded:



L             C
O            U
V             R
A L H A R T M A N
B    O       I     L
L    T       S
E             S P R I N G S
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            M I S S I N G
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           HUGGABLE
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         T H R E A D
   

[al Hartman]

Moonflower,

What do you know about Zzyzx mineral springs?   Where did you hear of it?  Ever hear of "Dr" Curtis Springer?

That place has been gone for 40 years.

Thomas Maddux

Tom,

During those halcyon times of Brasswall's sojourn among us, he (or she) coined the monicker "Lovable huggable al Hartman" for me.  I responded by starting a thread by that title, in which numerous outlandish product offers were made to the public.  The LHaH base of operations was Curtis' old compound at ZMS.

It would seem that Moonflower has rediscovered the thread (lost during the transition to the new board?), although I still can't seem to find it...

al

[vernecarty]

Code search on Isaiah 55 yielded:



L             C
O            U
V             R
A L H A R T M A N
B    O       I     L
L    T       S
E             S P R I N G S
               P
               R
            M I S S I N G
               N
           HUGGABLE
               E
         T H R E A D
   

I'm jealaous! 

[moonflower2]

There now, Verne, coding isn't everything. You always have these attributes: 



                  C
                  L
                  A
                  S
  V              S
VERNE CARTY
  R      A
  Y      M
          E
    APOLOGIZES!  [/color]

[moonflower2]

Moonflower,

What do you know about Zzyzx mineral springs?   Where did you hear of it?  Ever hear of "Dr" Curtis Springer?

That place has been gone for 40 years.

Thomas Maddux

                         
CODE SEARCH IN MATTHEW:

            Z
            Z            F
 F O R T Y Y E A R S
 I  L    R  Z E      U
G  I     E X  I       I
    V    E     L      T
    E           D
                 S

[moonflower2]

Tom,

During those halcyon times of Brasswall's sojourn among us, he (or she) coined the monicker "Lovable huggable al Hartman" for me.  I responded by starting a thread by that title, in which numerous outlandish product offers were made to the public.  The LHaH base of operations was Curtis' old compound at ZMS.

It would seem that Moonflower has rediscovered the thread (lost during the transition to the new board?), although I still can't seem to find it...

al

This will work, LHal.

Quote from: brian tucker on February 22, 2005, 08:04:23 pm
i apologize for the missing posts problem. as a stop-gap measure, i setup a modified version of the old board here:

http://www.assemblyboard.com/oldbb/

wounded pilgrims lost a lot of posts in the conversion. can anyone identify other major areas that lost posts? if i could get help pinpointing what posts need to be restored, then i could import just the missing ones.

[moonflower2]

Whale Rider II: Spectacled Bearded Man Rides Wild Siamese Carp. Live Footage......

                                Opening Soon at a theatre near you.

Oh, well. So much for the desert gold collector. We need another Amazon chapter.